Category Archives: satire

White House to use temp agency for new-hires

With personnel leaving at a record rate, most recently Tom Bossert, the Homeland Security Advisor, Pres. Trump appears close to a deal with Manpower (ManpowerGroup) to fill cabinet and other high level positions with temporary contract workers. Recent openings posted … Continue reading

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“Trumps don’t rat each other out.”

Is Trump Throwing Kushner and Junior Under the Bus ? (Feb. 1, 2018)  White House leaker sources have confirmed plea bargaining negotiations are underway between Robert Mueller and Lawyers for Donald Trump, Jr. and Jared Kushner, the President’s son-in-law. It … Continue reading

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With Priebus out, A.G. Sessions pushes back on POTUS

After an especially “interesting” week of drama in the Trump Oval Office, it’s easy to lose track of what all happened. The big news on Monday (7/24) was Trump’s tweets relentlessly bashing his Atty. General and early campaign backer, Jeff … Continue reading

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Donald Trump Jr. Hires Food Taster; Bugs Rumored

With recent revelations regarding the turmoil in the Trump Whitehouse, a new outside threat has appeared, and several staff members have taken action: food tasters are now as common as criminal lawyers amongst Team Trump. Most notably, though he is … Continue reading

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Trump threatens Adobe

Just weeks into his first tumultuous term, President Trump has disparaged major, mainstream news outlets, calling them fake news. Now, he is livid about unflattering internet images created with Adobe’s Photoshop, and in a (leaked) phone call to Shantanu Narayen, … Continue reading

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Final pre-election updates: Trump

Christie has special transition plans for some areas of U.S. Gov. Chris Christie, who is Trump’s “transition team leader” has been discussing post-election actions to drive home Trump’s special theme of unity. Sources close to his team have mentioned possible … Continue reading

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Trump in talks to endorse Tic Tac mints

                          As you might expect, sharp business people like Donald Trump have a gift, call it a knack, for taking a bad situation and finding a new angle, … Continue reading

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Trump: Clinton was a “nasty boy” on the golf course

After admitting he was guilty of sexual assault and harassment, and facing an unprecedented wave of disgust and rejection by the Republican Party, Donald Trump is doubling down again. This time, he is comparing, and blaming, his behavior with stories … Continue reading

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Carly Fiorina rejects suspending VP campaign

When Sen. Ted Cruz selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate, there were hopes that the choice of a failed female corporate executive, with no experience in public office, would fire up the Cruz crusade and gain enough fringe-belief delegates … Continue reading

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Larry David to stay in campaign until convention

After months of exposure in the Democratic Presidential primary race, comedian Larry David re-iterated his intention to continue his impersonation of Democrat (sort of..) Bernie Sanders. Despite Sanders’ win in the May 3rd Indiana primary election, there doesn’t appear to … Continue reading

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