It’s hard to believe this could happen, but I definitely had a dream inspired by the amazing science being promoted by President Trump.

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Recent openings posted on the ManpowerGroup website (see screenshot) include a most conspicuous opening for a “Chief of Staff”, indicating Col. John Kelly may soon  leave the Trump administration.

Whitehouse spokesperson Sarah Sanders acknowledged the move at Tuesday’s press briefing:

“Well, ah, as you know, the President likes to create a lean, fluid, combative, and fearful staff environment. Over the years he has refined his management style to eliminate the need for ‘full-time’ employees with benefits.”

When asked if the Whitehouse was considering using competitive bidding, including other agencies, such as Kelly Services, she offered a terse, “No comment.”  Through trusted sources, we were told that Kelly was offered a “piece of the action,” but declined, based on The Trump Organization’s failure to pay Kelley $5.1 M for services on multiple projects from 1996-2006.

(Feb. 1, 2018)  White House leaker sources have confirmed plea bargaining negotiations are underway between Robert Mueller and Lawyers for Donald Trump, Jr. and Jared Kushner,

If anybody can toughen up these punks, it’s G.Gordon!

the President’s son-in-law. It turns out that Kushner and Trump Jr. have signed strict non-disclosure agreements that promise full loyalty to the President... more>

After being brought to tears by Trump’s Tweets, Attorney General Sessions is pushing back, with support from the Senate and House.

By Wednesday (7/25)  Trump tweeted a major policy change: the military will not allow LGBT citizens to serve. This caught the Pentagon brass by surprise, and served as a distraction from updates on Congressional probes into Russian connections with the Trump campaign.

Then, a late Wednesday night phone call by (not yet actually serving in the position) Trump’s new capodicena, Anthony “Mooch” Scarmucci, to New Yorker writer Ryan Lizza, really blew up the news-cycle.

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Donald Trump, Junior

Trump Jr.’s extensive contacts (email and meetings) with Russians may have jeopardized deals with the Trump business and other “off the record” deals that  Trump has made with the Russian Mafiya, where Putin is a powerful, though “unofficial” officer.

Several opponents who have crossed Putin and his cronies in both politics, and in attempting to apply the rule of law, have been killed (link to details). Most died from various poisons, radiation or more violent methods.  Thus, a food taster (most Presidents use them) becomes a basic necessity, in addition to bodyguards and other more “conventional” protection afforded people of power and influence. Did Obama have a food taster? The Snopes website rates this a “true”!

More Tasters and a few Bugs Appear

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Perhaps even more telling of the tense mood and conflict within the Trump inner circle, is the rumor that some staff, including Jared Kushner, have hired backup food tasters, and are  wearing recording devices under their clothes, to rectify the complex set of values needed to stay out of prison, stay alive, and still remain “on-board the Trump Train” to make America great again.

The “Little Trump” meme has been very upsetting to Mr. Trump.

Now, he is livid about unflattering internet images created with Adobe’s Photoshop, and in a (leaked) phone call to Shantanu Narayen, the Adobe CEO, Trump suggested “bad things,” such as computer hacking, might happen unless they modify Photoshop programs to prevent manipulation of Trump images.
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Gov. Chris Christie, who is Trump’s “transition team leader” has been discussing post-election actions to drive home Trump’s special theme of unity. Sources close to his team have mentioned possible “attitude adjustments” will be in order for certain areas of the U.S. that were Republican strongholds, but didn’t get on the Trump Train.

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Tic Tacs aren’t just for work!

 
As you might expect, sharp business people like Donald Trump have a gift, call it a knack, for taking a bad situation and finding a new angle, a new way to turn things around. The latest controversy over video/audio from 2005, where Trump admits assaulting women and attempting to seduce a married woman, has shocked many. In the video, Trump says he needs a Tic Tac in case he kisses the actress he is about to meet.

That was enough for the Italian confectioner Ferrero, which makes Tic Tacs, to leap into action. Spokesman Luigi Silvio Soprano noted this as an opportunity. He said*,

“In Italian culture, we treasure our women, in a way that Mr. Trump understands. In the big cities, a man can go all day, copping many feels of buttocks, breasts, and even the occasional crotch. Most women appreciate the attention, and consider it a compliment. So we have signed a preliminary promotional agreement with Mr. Trump, where his stature and image will no doubt boost sales of our fine mint products.”

Soprano mentioned that one trial ad is ready and more are to come in the next few weeks, before the U.S. elections.

Trump went on to say that although he was uncomfortable with the tone of the jokes and stories, he didn’t say anything because he didn’t want to offend the former president.
Trump elaborated:

“It is so ironic, that I’m the victim here. Before I started golfing with Bill, I could, with prayer and counsel, suppress any ‘impure thoughts’ that occasionally popped into my head. Somehow, because of Bill’s example, I began to think that sort of ‘locker room’ talk was O.K., you know? And now look at the mess I’ve gotten myself into! You can be sure that when I’m president, Bill Clinton won’t be invited to any of my fantastic golf outings! Besides, he’s a cheater and a mediocre golfer. Sad.”

Comic recreation of events that ultimately lead to the recent Trump controversy.

Fiorina explains a fine point of her reality system.

Now, after a trouncing in the May 3rd Indiana primary, Cruz has thrown in the towel and suspended his campaign. But not so fast, says Fiorina. She plans to stay in the race, hoping to score a massive victory in California, site of her Hewlett-Packard financial success.

During a brief interview after Cruz’s last rally, Fiorina was questioned about the validity of running when her name was not actually on the ballot in California. Her response echoed several themes from her 2016 presidential campaign. She replied, “That’s your reality.”

She added:
“I know Ted Cruz will be on the ballot and I’m not a quitter. We’re going to get it done and stop the Trump Train, so that Sen. Cruz can un-suspend his campaign and save America.”