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HalfAlert is a conglomeration of satire, savvy, and smart-ass content. It’s a “work in progress” and is non-profit, currently not accepting (or seeking!) advertising.  Poke around and hopefully you will get a chuckle or other warped viewpoint that you hadn’t considered!
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HERE’S A GRAND GIFT IDEA!!

Aren’t you sick of the fuss over “politically incorrect toys” that kids grew up with in the 20th century. We know they were educational, helped eye-hand coordination, and confidence, and maybe just a teeny bit dangerous. Thanks to collectors and the internet marketplace, you can bring back those days! Check EBay, etc. and pick up one of these “old-school” toys. Hmm…..a two inch bullseye from 30 ft.! Will go through 1/4 in. plywood! Impressive.

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I would stock up on extra darts. You know how easy they are to “lose.”

I thought my Wham-O boomerang was the coolest, but it pales next to this beauty!

Coming soon: Science kits with radioactive stuff!