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		<title>Billionaires Help Trump make Bond</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York State trial that recently ended with a judgement of over $450M against Donald Trump. He claimed to have money, while his lawyers proffered that he didn&#8217;t, and it looked like no bond companies would back him up. &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/billionaires-help-trump-make-bond/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The New York State trial that recently ended with a judgement of over $450M against Donald Trump. He claimed to have money, while his lawyers proffered that he didn&#8217;t, and it looked like no bond companies would back him up. Without an escrow/bond, New York authorities will begin the process of seizing assets. <img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-582" alt="Trump-MuskTower" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Trump-MuskTower.jpg" width="1560" height="1200" />His backers pointed out that (as is often the case) no one had ever been hit with a penalty this large, but (as often is the case) they were wrong. There have been several court proceedings involving over $1 billion that have involved large corporations.<br />
There has been speculation that other billionaires would help him raise the bond money. Just a day before the March 25 deadline, Trump has again proven himself the great deal maker. He has cut deals on several properties with some well known billionaires.</p>
<p><em><strong>Where it all went</strong></em><br />
Trump ally and &#8220;X&#8221; social media failure <strong>ELON Musk</strong> has moved into Trump&#8217;s Manhattan signature property. Stipulations allow Trump to keep his apartment and hang out in the lobby to meet and greet.<br />
<img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-581" alt="Trump-dollarsFromBezos-VegasResort-1200w" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Trump-dollarsFromBezos-VegasResort-1200w.jpg" width="1200" height="675" />His Las Vegas resort will be managed Amazon founder, <strong>JEFF Bezos</strong>. Again, Trump will run a gift shop for his fans, and Bezos has agreed to let him make photo/autograph appearances as part of an attempt to draw more high rolling gamblers to the tables.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-579" alt="Putin-GoodHorse-MarALago-1200w" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Putin-GoodHorse-MarALago-1200w.jpg" width="1200" height="842" />Of the deals, Trump&#8217;s Mar-a-lago club will be handed over to <strong>Russian Pres. Putin</strong>.<br />
The deal allows Putin to transform the resort into stables, riding and dressage areas, and a 1 mile race track around the perimeter. <img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-580" alt="Trump-MarALago-Putin-RidingClub-1200w" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Trump-MarALago-Putin-RidingClub-1200w.jpg" width="1200" height="716" />Also, Trump will provide Putin unlimited use of his private jet for round trip flights from Moscow to Mar-a-lago, with diplomatic immunity and Secret Service protection. Trump must, however, remain off the property and Melania will become Putin&#8217;s &#8220;USA Honey&#8221;. Stay tuned!</p>
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		<title>Trumps more closeknit than ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2021 19:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In spite of all you hear about Trump wanting to overturn the election (still!), insiders suggest that Melania Trump has been a very calming influence, especially when she taught Donald how to do basic knitting. These ponchos show how Donnie&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/trumps-more-closeknit-than-ever/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In spite of all you hear about Trump wanting to overturn the election (still!), insiders suggest that Melania Trump has been a very calming influence, especially when she taught Donald how to do basic knitting. These ponchos show how Donnie&#8217;s tiny fingers can keep up with any woman!</p>
<div id="attachment_568" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 650px"><img class="size-full wp-image-568" alt="Knotty Knitter magazine cover" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Trumps_FunkySweaters2.jpg" width="640" height="740" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Though they are no doubt on the cover due to their fame, but those are nice knots nevertheless kiddos!</p></div>
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		<title>Transylvanian Disease Expert added to Covid-19 Task Force</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2020 23:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to believe this could happen, but I definitely had a dream inspired by the amazing science being promoted by President Trump. &#60; Click the image for e-z to read text.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe this could happen, but I definitely had a dream inspired by the amazing science being promoted by President Trump.</p>
<h4>&lt; Click the image for e-z to read text.</h4>
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		<title>The Infamous Russian Dossier (2016)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2018 22:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2017: The &#8220;Russian Dossier&#8221; &#8212; all 35 pages The &#8220;Russian Dossier &#8221; is a series of memos by investigator Christopher Steele, which focuses on Hilary Clinton, Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, et al, involved with Russians during the 2016 election cycle. &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/the-infamous-russian-dossier-2016/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><a id="RussianDossier" name="RussianDossier"></a><span style="color: #ff0000;">2017: The &#8220;Russian Dossier&#8221; &#8212; all 35 pages</span></h2>
<p>The &#8220;Russian Dossier &#8221; is a series of memos by investigator Christopher Steele, which focuses on Hilary Clinton, Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, et al, involved with Russians during the 2016 election cycle. Buzzfeed.com made it available online, but it was poorly copied. I have &#8220;cleaned it up&#8221; (increased contrast, enlarged slightly).<br />
Here is a link to all 35 pages: <a title="Trump Dossier" href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/TrumpDossier_35pp-scannedVersion-improved-smallerFile.pdf">TrumpDossier_35pp</a>.<br />
Link: <a title="True Stories" href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/archives#RussianDossier">More notes</a> on the Dossier.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Trumps don&#8217;t rat each other out.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2018 02:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is Trump Throwing Kushner and Junior Under the Bus ? (Feb. 1, 2018)  White House leaker sources have confirmed plea bargaining negotiations are underway between Robert Mueller and Lawyers for Donald Trump, Jr. and Jared Kushner, the President&#8217;s son-in-law. It &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/526/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Is Trump Throwing<br />
Kushner and Junior Under the Bus ?</h1>
<p><em>(Feb. 1, 2018)</em>  White House leaker sources have confirmed plea bargaining negotiations are underway between Robert Mueller and Lawyers for Donald Trump, Jr. and Jared Kushner,</p>
<div id="attachment_523" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 237px"><img class=" wp-image-523  " alt="G.Gordon Liddy ,Trump Jr, J Kushner" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/MartialArts_TrumpKushner_GGLiddy-Instructor_600wjpg-252x300.jpg" width="227" height="270" /><p class="wp-caption-text">If anybody can toughen up these punks, it&#8217;s G.Gordon!</p></div>
<p>the President&#8217;s son-in-law. It turns out that Kushner and Trump Jr. have signed strict <a title="Trump Non-disclosure article; Daily Kos" href="https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/1/5/1730118/-Trump-s-non-disclosure-agreement-NDA-even-volunteers-pledge-OMERTA" target="_blank">non-disclosure agreements</a> that promise full loyalty to the President..<a title="News Dreemz" href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/news-dreemz/#&quot;Trump&amp;amp;Kushner-toughGuys&quot;">. more&gt;</a></p>
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		<title>I wasn&#8217;t made for these times.      ( !! May be NSFW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 20:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though Amazon is becoming the &#8220;king of the retail jungle,&#8221; we occasionally get junk mail that reminds us of the good old days. Remember the variety catalogs with a plethora of kitchen tools, pet sweaters, slippers, gadgets and knick-knacks&#8230;say &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/i-just-wasnt-made-for-these-times-may-be-nsfw/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though Amazon is becoming the &#8220;king of the retail jungle,&#8221; we occasionally get junk mail that reminds us of the good old days.</p>
<div id="attachment_535" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CarolWrightCatalogue-topOfPage_400w.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-535" alt="Carol Wright Gift catalogue cover" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CarolWrightCatalogue-topOfPage_400w-300x188.jpg" width="300" height="188" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Truly, a catalogue of comfort, don&#8217;t you think?</p></div>
<p>Remember the variety catalogs with a plethora of kitchen tools, pet sweaters, slippers, gadgets and knick-knacks&#8230;say like the Carol Wright catalogue that just came in (Jan. 2018). Flipping through the pages, checking out the new stuff is like comfort food for some..<a title="Products Gone Wrong" href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/products-gone-wrong/">&gt;full article</a></p>
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		<title>With Priebus out, A.G. Sessions pushes back on POTUS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2017 22:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an especially &#8220;interesting&#8221; week of drama in the Trump Oval Office, it&#8217;s easy to lose track of what all happened. The big news on Monday (7/24) was Trump&#8217;s tweets relentlessly bashing his Atty. General and early campaign backer, Jeff &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/with-priebus-out-a-g-sessions-stands-his-ground/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After an especially &#8220;interesting&#8221; week of drama in the Trump Oval Office, it&#8217;s easy to lose track of what all happened. The big news on Monday (7/24) was <a title="Trump Tweets down A.G." href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889790429398528000" target="_blank">Trump&#8217;s tweets relentlessly bashing his Atty. General</a> and early campaign backer, Jeff Sessions of Alabama.</p>
<div id="attachment_493" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 265px"><a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Politics_JeffSession_tearing-up.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-493 " alt="After being brought to tears by Trump's Tweets, Sessions is pushing back." src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Politics_JeffSession_tearing-up-283x300.jpg" width="255" height="270" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">After being brought to tears by Trump&#8217;s Tweets, Attorney General Sessions is pushing back, with support from the Senate and House.</p></div>
<p>By Wednesday (7/25)  Trump tweeted a major policy change: the military will not allow LGBT citizens to serve. This caught the Pentagon brass by surprise, and served as a distraction from updates on Congressional probes into Russian connections with the Trump campaign.</p>
<p>Then, a late Wednesday night phone call by (not yet actually serving in the position) Trump&#8217;s new <a title="Wikipedia def. of &quot;capo&quot;" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capodecina" target="_blank">capodicena</a>, Anthony &#8220;Mooch&#8221; <a title="7/27/17 Ryan Lizza, New Yorker col." href="http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon" target="_blank">Scarmucci, to New Yorker writer Ryan Lizza</a>, really blew up the news-cycle.</p>
<p><a title="News Dreemz" href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/news-dreemz/#ovaloffice-7-29-17">..More &gt;</a></p>
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		<title>Final pre-election updates: Trump</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2016 23:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christie has special transition plans for some areas of U.S. Gov. Chris Christie, who is Trump&#8217;s &#8220;transition team leader&#8221; has been discussing post-election actions to drive home Trump&#8217;s special theme of unity. Sources close to his team have mentioned possible &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/final-pre-election-updates/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><span style="color: #ff0000;">Christie has special transition plans for some areas of U.S.<br />
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<p>Gov. Chris Christie, who is Trump&#8217;s &#8220;transition team leader&#8221; has been discussing post-election actions to drive home Trump&#8217;s special theme of unity. Sources close to his team have mentioned possible &#8220;attitude adjustments&#8221; will be in order for certain areas of the U.S. that were Republican strongholds, but didn&#8217;t get on the Trump Train.</p>
<p><a title="Nov. 2016--Trump plans" href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/news-dreemz/#Trump-electionPlans">Link to full article..</a></p>
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		<title>Trump: Clinton was a &#8220;nasty boy&#8221; on the golf course</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2016 20:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After admitting he was guilty of sexual assault and harassment, and facing an unprecedented wave of disgust and rejection by the Republican Party, Donald Trump is doubling down again. This time, he is comparing, and blaming, his behavior with stories &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/trump-clinton-was-a-nasty-boy-on-the-golf-course/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After admitting he was <strong>guilty of sexual assault and harassment</strong>, and facing an unprecedented wave of disgust and rejection by the Republican Party, Donald Trump is doubling down again. This time, he is comparing, and blaming, his behavior with stories that Bill Clinton told him when they were golfing buddies&#8211;apparently Clinton talked, according to Trump, like a <em>&#8220;very nasty boy, not nice at all,&#8221;</em> on the links.</p>
<p>Trump went on to say that although he was uncomfortable with the tone of the jokes and stories, he didn&#8217;t say anything because he didn&#8217;t want to offend the former president.<br />
Trump elaborated:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;It is so ironic, that I&#8217;m the victim here. Before I started golfing with Bill, I could, with prayer and counsel, suppress any &#8216;impure thoughts&#8217; that occasionally popped into my head. Somehow, because of Bill&#8217;s example, I began to think that sort of &#8216;locker room&#8217; talk was O.K., you know? And now look at the mess I&#8217;ve gotten myself into! You can be sure that when I&#8217;m president, Bill Clinton won&#8217;t be invited to any of my fantastic golf outings! Besides, he&#8217;s a cheater and a mediocre golfer. Sad.&#8221;</em></p>
<div id="attachment_438" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 634px"><img class=" wp-image-438  " alt="Trump and Clinton golfing" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Politics_TrumpClinton-golfing-rawStories.jpg" width="624" height="350" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Comic recreation of events that ultimately lead to the recent Trump controversy.</p></div>
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		<title>Carly Fiorina rejects suspending VP campaign</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2016 23:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Sen. Ted Cruz selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate, there were hopes that the choice of a failed female corporate executive, with no experience in public office, would fire up the Cruz crusade and gain enough fringe-belief delegates &#8230; <a href="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/carly-fiorina-rejects-suspending-vp-campaign/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Sen. Ted Cruz selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate, there were hopes that the choice of a failed female corporate executive, with no experience in public office, would fire up the Cruz crusade and gain enough fringe-belief delegates to stop Donald Trump.</p>
<div id="attachment_431" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 311px"><img class="size-full wp-image-431" alt="Fiorina photo" src="http://www.halfalert.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/CarlyFiorinaWithPen.jpg" width="301" height="346" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Fiorina explains a fine point of her reality system.</p></div>
<p>Now, after a trouncing in the May 3rd Indiana primary, Cruz has thrown in the towel and suspended his campaign. But not so fast, says Fiorina. She plans to stay in the race, hoping to score a massive victory in California, site of her Hewlett-Packard financial success.</p>
<p>During a brief interview after Cruz&#8217;s last rally, Fiorina was questioned about the validity of running when her name was not actually on the ballot in California. Her response echoed several themes from her 2016 presidential campaign. She replied, &#8220;That&#8217;s your reality.&#8221;</p>
<p>She added:<br />
&#8220;I know Ted Cruz will be on the ballot and I&#8217;m not a quitter. We&#8217;re going to get it done and stop the Trump Train, so that Sen. Cruz can un-suspend his campaign and save America.&#8221;</p>
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